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averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

(Source: slayboybunny, via trust)

— 4 months ago with 450597 notes

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via heeyjus)

— 4 months ago with 489343 notes

jakemalik:

I GET SO ANGRY WHEN I FIND AN AMAZING NEW SONG THEN REALIZE ITS BEEN OUT FOR A LONG TIME ALREADY AND I AM ONLY JUST FINDING IT NOW LIKE NO I NEEDED THIS SONG IN MY LIFE EARLIER

(via relahvant)

— 4 months ago with 185829 notes

officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via trust)

— 4 months ago with 339376 notes
the-silver-haired-grim:

This dog had better trampoline moves than I ever will.

the-silver-haired-grim:

This dog had better trampoline moves than I ever will.

(via flaresof-fibro)

— 4 months ago with 129109 notes

oneflamingo:

i’m gonna create a restaurant that only sells milkshakes and it will be called ‘the yard’

(via dutchster)

— 4 months ago with 12335 notes

sextronautt:

panic! at the deadline

(via trust)

— 4 months ago with 356404 notes

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via relahvant)

— 4 months ago with 351758 notes

koalatea:

THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY

(via diary-of-a-chronically-illkid)

— 4 months ago with 343819 notes